Have you ever heard of FC Gold Pride?

Me neither.

But they just became my fucking favorite team. Due to last year’s disbanding of Los Angeles Sol, Gold Pride got to pick the great, the amazing, the phenomenal Marta in the draft. Holy shit. She is gonna be playing in fucking Hayward! Holy shit! Where do I get season passes?

Now, once more, with feeling, the ass-whopping she delivered to the US in the Word Cup.